Chibi-Rya: I’m not sure I like that chapter name much. (frowns)
Albireo: (Big shiny eyes) Please? You said I could pick!
Chibi-Rya: It figures you’d pick something –so- stupid!
Albireo: (glares)
Teepo: Stop acting like a baby!
Albireo: So now you’re against me too?! (sob)
Teepo: No it’s just…
Albireo: I don’t wanna hear it! Just go to your hairdresser or something! Humph!
Ryu: (Staring dreamily into the sky) I wonder…
Chibi-Rya: Wai! Will he finally say something thoughtful and meaningful?
Ryu: (sighs) That cloud looks awfully like angel wings… (dramatic pause) Is it an omen that I will (beep!) with Nina soon? (insane laughter)
Chibi-Rya: ARGH! >_<
A: Err will this chapter start soon? (follows Teepo around while he frantically tries to apologize to Albireo and occasionally brushes his hair)
Chibi-Rya: Are you gonna narrate soon?
Albireo: Fine! So our heroes and that jerk Teepo are now traveling to Cedar Woods. Did I mention Teepo needs a baby blanket to help him sleep at night? Anyway....
Teepo: You liar! I do not have a baby blanket!
Albireo: (Smirks and holds up a purple blanket with the name Teepo engraved on it with pink letters) Well?
Teepo: (gasps) Leave my blankie alone you @##$$%&$#!!!
Albireo: (Grins at Teepo’s admission)
Teepo: O_O YOU @##$%&$@@#%!
Ryu: What’s the difference? I knew he was queer so him having a blankie doesn’t change my plummeting opinion of him anyway!
Teepo: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!
Ryu: Well I’m the @#$%ing main character! I’m supposed to be in everything!!
Chibi-Rya: Wow! He’s getting into the role! *_*
Bow: (sarcastically) That’s just great. But getting involved in a love spat is dangerous and stupid.
Albireo&Teepo: (pounds Ryu unmercifully)
Ryu: @_@
Chibi-Rya: (takes over narrating again) So while our dragons are beating the crap out of each other I the wonderful and supremely talented author pull out the shiny and brutal baseball bat and slam all those freaks into orbit. Don’t worry these jerks have extremely thick skulls.
Albireo&Teepo&Ryu: @_@ (Out Cold)
Bow: Wow....(awe)
A: ^__^ Yay! Can I tend to their wounds... and hair?
Chibi-Rya: When we get to our “campsite” later, anyway since they are “resting” Bow, A, and I shall drag these naughty dragons along.
Bow: (grumbles and vows to make sure Ryu’s head hits plenty of rocks along the way.)
Chibi-Rya: Sooo the group is walking along that path in the woods just outside of Syn City. It is eerily quiet, no sounds of life can be heard.
Bow: (On Cue: drops Ryu) Someone is watching us!
A: (On Cue) I can hear something too! A scary scratchy noise too!
Chibi-Rya: (yawn) And as every second passes the noise increases. Then a lil white hared boy walks idly out of the bushes.
Bow&A: (fall down in frustration)
Lilcuteboy: Hiya! I’m cute aren’t I?
Bow: (sweatdrop) Why did you build up all that tension for just a little kid?
Chibi-Rya: To be dramatic... ^_^
Ryu: (Wakes up and sees lilcuteboy) Who the hell is that freak?
Lilcuteboy: (Snorts and flicks finger. And setting Ryu on fire)
Ryu: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH! (screams and runs around.)
Chibi-Rya: (watches brawl with disinterest) That’s also why I built up all that tension.
Bow: (yawns) So how long is this fight gonna last now?
Chibi-Rya: Not too long... HEY DARSHU!! LOLIPOP!! The lilcuteboy runs up with big pleading eyes that beg for the lolipop.
Darshu: Can I have it?! Please? You know that I the cutest and most powerful boy in the world deserve the candy.
Chibi-Rya: (hands over lollipop and grins)
A: *_* Wow he has cute shiny white hair.
Darshu: (smirks and flips his hair)
Ryu: Not another –hair character-!!
Bow: Aren’t you stealing that kid from the show: “Bastard!!!”
Chibi-Rya: Aww but he’s so cute! Besides it’s a child Dark Schineder...we could always use a soceror.
Darshu: (snort) You mean the most powerful.
Chibi-Rya: Not yet!
A:  …Hey…where did Teepo-kun and Albireo go?
Ryu: Who cares! Let’s go before they get back. (evil grin)
Chibi-Rya: No way! Darshu?
Darshu: (raises eyebrow) Why am I doing the dirty work? I thought the main character is supposed to?
Ryu: Is that true??!
Bow: Pretty much…
Ryu: @$#%! Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me these damn things?!
Chibi-Rya: So just get your ass in the woods all ready! We don’t have all day!
Ryu: By myself?!
Darshu: Are you sure you want this guy to be the main character? I’d do a much better job.
Ryu: You wish punk! (stomps into the woods)
Bow: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Chibi-Rya: Well it’s not like they could have gotten far...
Ryu: (runs out of the woods screaming) AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (Keeps running until he slams into a tree.)
Everyone: O_O;;
Bow: He’s unconscious...
A: What will we do now?
Darshu: I’ll go look... (goes into the woods)
Chibi-Rya: And a few minutes later...
Darshu: (walks out and shrugs)
Bow: Well what happened?
Darshu: Well I’m not sure. I’d think that they were fighting.. cuz of all the screaming. But they’re naked and hugging each other alot.
Bow: (runs off to be sick)
Chibi-Rya&A: AUGH!! (runs into the woods with baseball bats)
Darshu: (unwraps lollipop and sticks it in his mouth, looking extremely cute.)
Chibi-Rya&A: (drag back beaten Teepo and Albireo with their clothes back on. Then throws them disdainfully on the ground.)
Ryu: They are sick!! @#$%!
Chibi-Rya: (scolds them) Bad! We don’t have time for you two to make out!!
Teepo&Albireo: (hang heads in shame) Yes ma’am...
A: (shakes head and brushes Teepo’s mussed hair)
Chibi-Rya: NOW! You guys march! Albireo narrate!
Albireo: (grumbles) :P Anyway with their new companion Darshe. Our heroes continue to head towards Cedar Woods.
Ryu: (snorts) More like pain in the ass…
Bow: (raises eyebrow) You’re one to talk.
 

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