Albireo: Now that Ryu is finished with Dauna Mine, he and his new companions are now traveling to the EVIL Syn City.
Ryu: Will there be strippers?
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
Ryu: It’s not fair... (sniff) Albireo has his lovey! (points to Teepo and Albireo who are holding hands)
Teepo: (blush)
Albireo: LOVEY? That’s not even a word! What kind of moron make that up?
Chibi-Rya: (glares) AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE NARRATING????
Ryu: He’s too busy with Teepo-kun! (sarcastically)
Teepo: Leave Alby alone! (lunges at Ryu)
Ryu: Grrrr! (fights back)
Albireo and Bow: (pull Ryu and Teepo off each other.)
A: Teepo-kun! Are you okay? (inspects his hair) AAAAAIIIIIEEEE!! A SPLIT END!!!!
A&Chibi-Rya&Albireo&Bow: AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
Teepo: (sweatdrop) ^^;;;
Ryu: Bow? You too?!
Bow: No... it’s just that I haven’t gotten to talk for awhile!
Albireo: NOW! We must get Teepo to Syn City quick!
A: I don’t have the proper equipment here. We must get Teepo-kun to a salon stat!
Teepo: (mutters) Weirdos...
Albireo and A: (carry Teepo on a stretcher)
Ryu: Why can’t I get that kind of attention!
Bow: (sarcastically) You don’t have shiny Teepo hair!
Albireo: So now our heroes make haste to Syn City to save poor Teepo-kun’s hair!
Ryu: (grumbles) @###$%@!
Bow: (on Cue again!) Look I see Syn City right over that hill!
Everyone: (cheers) Yay!
Ryu: Ewww! This place is gross!
Chibi-Rya: Ahem! We need narration here! (looks around) Hey where did Albireo go?
Ryu: Where do you think?! He and A went to find a salon for  that wuss Teepo.
Chibi-Rya: Looks like I shall narrate! (beams) Least till they fix poor Teepo-kun’s hair!
Bow: How much more of this Teepo hair crap do we have to hear?!
Chibi-Rya: Shut up! OR YOU SHALL FACE THE DIVINE WRATH OF THE AUTHOR!!!
Bow&Ryu: (Scared out of their wits) Yes ma’am!
Chibi-Rya: Now march to the city! Anyway (Starts narrating) Syn City is a dark and dreary place. The air is thick with smog and the sky is permanently black. People are strewn carelessly about the streets, suspicous and wary of each other. At the same time confirming each other’s suspicions.
Bow: Yeesh! Cut the dreary talk! It’s just scumbagland is all!
Ryu: (shudders) Forget what I said about strippers! I don’t wanna know!
Scarylookingprostitute: Hiya fellas!
Ryu: O_O AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Scarylookingprostitute: Hey! This dialogue is insulting!
Chibi-Rya: Tough! Now now let’s keep this story moving!
Ryu: I say we leave now!
Bow: Stop being so cowardly!
Scarylookingprostitute: It’s nightime now boys, you should find a place for the night. (wink)
Ryu: Do we have a choice?
Bow: How can you tell it’s night? It’s dark all of the time!
Chibi-Rya: Stop asking questions that are logical and realistic!!!
Ryu: (Too busy whimpering to notice anything)
Scarylookingprostitute: C’mon! I know a place!
Ryu: Uhm is it safe?
Scarylookingprostitute: HEY! I’m tired of this “scarylookingprostitute” crap! I want a name!
Chibi-Rya: Are you sure?! All right... her name is: Chibi-Ceiti!
Bow: WHO?!
Chibi-Rya: (beams) The great and powerful Chibi-Ceiti!
Chibi-Ceiti: Why “chibi” tho?
Chibi-Rya: Because this a cute fic not scary like usual.
Ryu: (looks scared) Can we go now?
Bow: Yes! lets!
Chibi-Ceiti: Well (points to Ryu) He looks pretty scared! Can I tort-
Chibi-Rya: No! This is “R” fic not “NC-17”!!!!
Chibi-Ceiti: Then why am I here?
Chibi-Rya: To be generally threatening and scary.
Ryu: Err are those two done yet?!
Chibi-Ceiti: All right but the next fic I’m in better have some angst at least! Okay there’s a bordello over there I crash every… (sees Chibi-Rya glaring) Uhm actually there’s a scumy hotel across the street from that bordello yeah…
Chibi-Rya: Now that our heroes has found a place for the night they’ve decided to take a undeserved rest.
Bow: Hey! Those ghosts in Dauna were tough!
Chibi-Rya: Humph! Whatever! Anyway that night….
Ryu: (looks around shakily and then gets into his threadbare bed)
Chibi-Ceiti: Oh lil Ryu…(cracks whip)
Ryu: WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Chibi-Rya: Stop! We can’t have physical or emotional scarring here!
Chibi-Ceiti: Oh (smiles coyly) don’t be silly I was just playing with him…
Ryu: PLAYING???? @#@##%$%&$#@!!!
Bow: SHUT UP!!!!!
Everyone: (pouts and goes to respective beds)
Chibi-Ceiti: (snickers) And my “respective bed” is here with you Ryu dear!
Ryu: (shrieks and all the yelling starts again)
Chibi-Rya: The next morning the group is gathered outside the scumbag hotel.
Ryu: (eyes all bloodshot and ready to collapse from fright)
Chibi-Ceiti: ^_^ Ryu dear did you sleep well?
Ryu: (glares)
A and Albireo: (Come running to them with Teepo still on the stretcher)
Chibi-Rya: Has the Teepo-hair been restored?
Teepo: (flips hair showing off a silky and shiny waterfall of purple hair)
Chibi-Rya&A&AlbireoandnowChibi-Ceiti: Waaaaaiii! Teepo hair!
Teepo: (Really scared and angry look) CHIBI-CEITI???? AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
Albireo: (holds Teepo protectively) I’ll protect you Teepo-kun!
Chibi-Ceiti: Wow! There are so many bishonen here! I must join this group!
Chibi-Rya: But…
Unseenperson: These are the destined ones? How pathetic!
Teepo: O_O Jade?
Jade: That’s right brother! You traitor!
Teepo: But sis..! A made me…
A:  That’s right! Teepo-kun won’t die this time!
Jade: (slaps forehead) I thought you told me you were getting a new hairdresser Teepo! She’s just too weird!
Teepo: B-but she does my hair really well sis!
Albireo: (Looking at Jade) Wow Teeps your sister is really cute!
Jade: (Blush)
Teepo&Chibi-Rya: BE QUIET!!!
Ryu: (staring bewildered)
Bow: JUST WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT ANYWAY?!
Jade: (smirks) I’m just letting you freaks know that just because Teepo is swayed by his hairdresser and lovers, that I’m not so weak! I will destroy all of you! (evil laugh)
Ryu: Is that it?
Chibi-Ceiti: Hey Jade! If I became a villain.. would Myria let me torment these bishonen?
Jade: (evil grin) Of course! (Both Chibi-Ceiti and Jade suddenly disappear)
Bow: (boggled) Was there a point to this scene at all?
Chibi-Rya: Sure! I finally got some villains! Whew!

Chapter Two: The Ghosts of Dauna Mine | Chapter Four: Traveling Across the Shitty Planet

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