Chapter
One: His Name is Ryu!
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Chapter
Three: Syn City And Teepo-Hair!
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Albireo: In the last chapter of this Ladon-forsaken trash Ryu teleported
to Dauna Mine and made friends with Bow… (In the back ground sounds of
general violence, pain and anger can be heard)
Bow: Make friends with this! (Punches Ryu)
Ryu: Bastard!
Albireo: But as the two “friends” were “talking” the ground broke
underneath them and sent the pair to the depths of the Dauna Mines where
now they are continuing their “conversation.”
Ghost1: Aren’t they supposed to be fighting us?
Ghost2: (shrugs) Who cares?
Ghost3: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ghost1+2: Shut up!
Ghost3: BOOOOOOOO! (stubbornly)
Ghost1: Ghosts don’t say boo!
Ghost3: BOOOOO!
Ghost2: Be quiet they’ll hear us!
Ghost3: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Albireo: And Ryu does notice the three ghosts and stops fighting
with Bow. Then he…
Ryu: Wahhhhhh! (scared) I hate ghosts! (hides behind a rock)
Albireo: Sissy!
Bow: Wuss!
Ghosts: Mwuahahahahahahaha!
Ryu: Leave me alone! (sobs)
Ghost1: Oh I guess we’ll have to fight now…
Bow: Too bad.
Ghost2: We know.
Albireo: So Bow is forced to kill (Kill? Ghosts are dead. Nevermind…)
the three ghosts. By himself I might add.
Ryu: (sniffles)
Bow: Okay loser they’re gone now.
Ryu: Are you sure?
Bow: Yes!
Ryu: Positive?
Bow: YES!!!!
Ryu: I don’t know….
Bow: LET’S GO!!!! (drags Ryu away)
Albireo: Although the ghosts were defeated, our heroes are seemingly
lost.
Bow: Me? Lost? Never!!!
Albireo&Ryu: (sweatdrop)
Bow: Excuse me… But why is that guy trailing behind us and reciting
every step we take? (Points to Albireo)
Ryu: Damned if I know. (shrugs)
Albireo: I’M THE FREAKING NARRATOR!!!
Bow: Uhm.. whatever
Albireo: (mutters) I’m gonna get payback to that irritating girl for
this…
Chibi-Rya: AHEM! (looks up from homework) Aren’t you supposed to be
narrating?
Albireo: Aren’t you supposed to be doing homework… Miss F in Math?
Chibi-Rya: SHUT UP! (snarls)
Bow: CAN WE GET GOING NOW?
Albireo: >_< Fine! Next a huge rock falls on that stupid Dogman
over there.
Bow: Hey! Ouch! Jerk!
Albireo: As I was saying Bow and Ryu stumble through the eerie darkness
in the caverns. And Ryu hopes that they will not run into another ghost.
Ryu: I don’t believe in ghosts…I don’t believe in ghosts… (Clings to
Bow)
BigBossGhost: OH YEAH?
Ryu: O_O AAAAAIIIEEEEEEE!
Bow: What a great hero this guy is… he can’t even stand the sight of
a couple of ghosts.
Albireo: Yeah really… The BigBossGhost chases Ryu around in a circle
while Bow stands around like a big jerk ignoring the dragon’s plight.
Bow: He’s a DRAGON?!?! Just transform you idiot!
Ryu: Oh yeah… (stops running)
Albireo: The whimpering coward turns into a fearless warrior dragon.
(So hopefully he won’t run away) A strange dragon in appearance, his body
still in the shape of a man, wings sprouted from his sinewy back. Hands
elongate becoming sharpened deadly claws. Ears pointed along with teeth,
his short unkempt hair becomes a wild mane. Clothes are ripped to shreds
save a bit of pants to protect some part of his privacy. The dragon rears
his back arching as a wild scream of truimph escapes his lips.
Bow: That’s nasty! Stop it!
Albireo: I would like to… but she wants to hear that…
Chibi-Rya: Woo! Very good narration, except you kept his pants on!
Everyone: DAMN PERVERT!!!
Chibi-Rya: I know… Now more description Alby dear!
Albireo: @#$%! That’s enough. This isn’t a lemon fic! Stop before you
offend someone!
Bow: Damn straight!
Chibi-Rya: Crud…
BigBossGhost: Ahem…
Albireo: Anyway the newly transformed dragon is now mauling the
ghost.
Chibi-Rya: What a sight!
Albireo: (sweatdrop) Don’t you have finals to study for dear?
Chibi-Rya: (Ignores and stares voyeuristically at Ryu)
Albireo: (disturbed) So uhm the dragon fought the BigBossGhost….
All by himself I might add.
Bow: @#$%! He’s the damn hero anyway!
Albireo: The sounds of a ghost shrieking in agony can be heard…
and I DAMMIT! (everyone stops) THIS MAKES NO FREAKING SENSE!!!! Ghosts
don’t die! They don’t cry out in pain! (collapses and starts sobbing)
Chibi-Rya: Err yeah… don’t worry Alby. There aren’t anymore ghosts
here… (pats reassuringly)
Albireo: O-okay…. (sniffles a bit more)
Chibi-Rya: Aww poor baby… (hugs)
Ryu: (back in human form somehow wearing all his clothes) What the
hell was that all about?
Bow: That was creepy….
Albireo: Shut up! (glares) Now that the BigBossGhost was defeated
(takes a shaky breath) Ryu and his companions are free to find the exit
from this dreadful mine!
Bow: (On Cue) I see a light up ahead.
Everyone: (cheers)
Unseenperson: You will go no further!
Chibi-Rya: At last someone that can act!
Teepo: (Steps out of the shadows and grins smugly)
Albireo&Chibi-Rya&A: Teepo-kun!!! Wwwwaaaaiii!
Bow: Wait! Who’s A?
A: (smiles shyly and waves) I’m Teepo-kun’s hairdresser!
Ryu: Who are these people?!
Teepo: Humph I’m the villain of course!
Albireo: No! Teepo-kun!
Teepo: Alby? (Embraces him)
Albireo: Teepo-kun… you can’t be a villain!
A: Y-you’ll get hurt!
Chibi-Rya: Wait it’s my story!
A and Albireo: Stay out of this!!
Albireo: Teeps! Join us!
Teepo: B-but what about Myria?
A: @#$% Myria!
Teepo: Well…
A: Please Teepo-kun? I can’t stand to see you hurt! ;_;
Teepo: ^_^ Aww okay…
Chibi-Rya: Hey! It’s my story!
A: C’mon! We’ll see more Teepo hair this way!
Chibi-Rya: Oooohh Shiny, decadent…sinful Teepo hair…Okay! ^_^ No more
villainy for Teepo-kun!
Ryu: O_O (Sees Teepo and Albireo hugging) Aren’t they kind of –friendly-?
Bow: Too friendly….
A: (brushes Teepo’s hair happily)
Chapter
One: His Name is Ryu!
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Chapter
Three: Syn City And Teepo-Hair!